Aliens vs. Parker #1 Variant

From PAUL SCHEER and NICK GIOVANNETTI, the comedic minds that brought you ADULT SWIM'S NTSF:SD:SUV::! Set in the not so distant future, a group of SPACE-EX employees spend their days doing what they always do: getting sent all over the universe to mindlessly load and unload cargo bays. In the hierarchy of cool space jobs, these guys are on the bottom rung. Their only relief is playing WARFIGHTER, a massive multi-player online game, against punk-ass children from back home and seeing if there's anything good to eat in the mess hall. That is, until, they have to deliver a package marked "classified" to a planet more dangerous than they've ever faced before. The rag-tag team of slackers, malcontents, and gamers have to put all their skills (or lack-there-of) to good use simply to stay alive.