Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children #16 (1990)

Valentine's Day Well, it was actually Christmas, but still a big day for Iggy Valentine.  This was the day Iggy got to be Santa for the very first time.  Iggy usually had to play dwarfs due to his diminuitive size, but the Retail Pit, Scauderville's biggest discount department store, was plumb out of Santas, so Iggy got his big break.  But from the moment Iggy ascended the Santa throne in Housewares, the job was a nightmare.  Just listening to the endless please was too much for Iggy, and when he was unable to grant everyone's wishes, the line between  anxious crowd and vicious mob snapped, and Iggy found himself fair game.  Not even the Santa suit could save Iggy Valentine.