Blandman #1

They're all here: The BlandMan, The Gloom Patrol, Shame the Channel-Changing Man, and Hellbwazer...all the famous Dicey Comics characters you love. But something's wrong...their sales are down, down, down. Join the quest as these desperate few strive to change all that, traveling to the ends of the earth in search of new ways to entice readers. Follow Hellbwazer's pathetic pleas for Hollywood sponsorship. Thrill to the Amazing Regis and Krazy Kathie Lee's brilliant plan to rope in the top American talent, who are all camping in the woods trying to find their artist within. Wait in suspense while Shame discovers the ultimate secret behind the infamous Britpack.