Cancel Haus #1

Adam Warmbath has a lot on his plate. He's not short of currency, but yachts and trophy wives don't float his boat. He's not right-wing and he's not left-wing; he is knowing... and he knows who is harming the children. He's hatching a plan to stop them whilst juggling pressing matters on his own doorstep: greedy builders, a visitor with a gun and public displays of his daughter's privacy, all need his attention too. Meanwhile, Adam's employee Frank, a professional prankster, and Gordon, a conceptual artist, are on the run. Hiding out from a gang of gay muscle men, they flee to a series of hidden pubs in Scotland. With Elizabethan uprisings, tracking chips, invisible dogs and sperm wars, this esoteric tale transports us around the world and through time. You will meet over seventy characters from lazy levitators and snatch snappers to consciousness cancellers.