Deadpool #900

CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE @*#$ED-UP KIND / SILENT BUT DEADLY / DEADPOOL: SHRUNKEN MASTER / PINKY SWEAR / WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS / GREAT BALLS OF THUNDER ON THE DEEP BLUE SEA / ONE DOWN / TURNING JAPANESE OR LITTLE DEMON INSIDE Special SUPER-sized, ACTION-packed 104-page special to commemorate Deadpool's historic 900th issue! ...Wait, has it really been nine-hundred issues...? Who cares! If this collection of octane-infused stories by some of comics' hottest talent doesn't make you want to genuflect at the Altar of Wade, nothing will. Thrill as the Merc with a Mouth squares off against probe-happy aliens, trigger-happy mimes and one seriously unhappy fanman—and that's just half the book! Wince as Wade bares his soul (and lots more) to a shrink who's got major squirrels in his own attic. Thrill as he travels around the globe and then some to settle a childhood bet. And chill as C.S.I. investigators at a blood-splattered crime scene attempt to piece together why this particular "unsub" needed battery cables, Crisco oil, three stacks of adult magazines and a live chicken to pull off the hit.