Florida Hippopotamus Cocaine Massacre #1 (2026) First Print, Cover A
Florida Hippopotamus Cocaine Massacre #1 is the premiere issue of the Florida Hippopotamus Cocaine Massacre series from Mad Cave Studios, released February 18, 2026. Written by Fred Kennedy with artwork by James Edward Clark. This page represents the regular first-print Cover A edition. Separate pages are available for the 17 incentive, retailer-exclusive and later-printing variant covers.
Disco Hippo Wonderland is the number one amusement park in Flamingo City. But few realize its corpulent owner, Jans M’jor Discau, is about to release the most potent drug ever created: Coke45! Fortunately for humanity, Agent Clarke Nebraska is on the case! She’ll bring down Discau come heck or high water! That was the plan, until her undercover agent, Tico Senecoza, was captured! And before she can rescue him, Miquel—Tico’s sexy loose cannon of an older brother beats her to the punch, storming into the park with bullets flying. Discau panics, dumping the Coke45 into the hippo enclosure and letting them loose on the park, before fleeing into Wonderland’s tunnel network! Nebraska’s plans are totally off the rails, and things get worse when a marijuana smoke fueled hurricane drowns the park in torrential rain! Now it's up to Nebraska and Miquel to create an uncomfortable truce to bring Discau down before he escapes!
Key Facts
- When a drug lord floods his Florida theme park with experimental Coke45 and unleashes cocaine-crazed hippos during a hurricane, Agent Clarke Nebraska must team up with a rogue gunman to hunt him through the park’s tunnels before he escapes
- ⚠️ Buyer Beware: This issue, along with D’Orc #1 and White Sky #1 should be approached with caution, as the pricing activity may suggest potential market manipulation
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